The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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Funny yes. However, the GNP probably didn't shrink in the past year. Unemployment is high because the new economy is different and more productive than the old U.S. economy and the Congressional stimulus was probably harmful to employment.