Back in 2011 the Department of Education sent out a ‘Dear Colleague’ letter ordering every school subject to Title IX, meaning every school that gets Federal dollars, to create an internal program to punish every male who accidentally touches a female breast, to be drawn, quartered and kicked out of school summarily.
This is a correction for the new Trump administration:
There is a new president who is a real male and who doesn’t like the last ‘Herr Colleague’ letter. We are newly enforcing Title IX to mean: any accusation of ‘sexual anything’ by a female student against a male student can only be handled by that female filing charges with the local district attorney and all matters being handled by the laws of the state where the legal filing occurs. Any educational institutional interference in these matters will be treated severely and adversely against the educational institution. Your school. Only real legal complaints are acceptable.
Furthermore, every institution subject to Title IX has three years from this date to determine that all departments and educational majors have faculty that does not exceed 60% of one political party persuasion. For example, the English Department can not have a faculty with more than 61% who are registered Democrat or openly admit to being Democrat voters. The same for Gender Studies departments.
Still furthermore, students shall have a well established and well publicized mechanism to complain to the school about anti-Jewish, anti-Israel or anti-conservative statements or actions by other students, faculty or administrators on or relating to campus activities. These complaints shall be forwarded to box number 11-9.38 at the Department of Education for prompt action.
Thank you for your attention.